The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs less.
Billy Crystal
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
R. D. Laing
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Rita Rudner
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
George Bernard Shaw
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of horizontal desire.
Linus Torvalds
Software is like sex, it’s better when it’s free.
Katherine Hepburn
I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.
Rita Rudner
To attract men, I wear a perfume called “New Car Interior”.
Woody Allen
• Hey, don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone you love.
• Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
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